Jesse Parent, like any concerned father since the beginning of time, dreads the day that his daughter grows up and starts dating…. BOYS.
But instead of wallowing around in misery at the thought of adolescent, hormone induced BOYS swiping their unworthy paws at her, Jess wrote at letter and put it up on the internet for any potential suitors to see before they ever THINK about saying hello to his little girl.
Jesse’s message to any of these little good for nothing hoodlums is simple… He’s been waiting for you.
And he has a particular set of skills that could make things very difficult for someone like you.
Moral of the story: Don’t mess with a man’s daughter folks, or bad things can happen.
The addendum to his letter isn’t half bad either.